Monday, 21 March 2011

Results: CWL At The Dome, Saturday 19th February

As is becoming depressingly inevitable in CWL the show opened with Jeff Nova approaching the ring, flanked by Nova Corporation, microphone in hand. Nova was quick to express his displeasure with the latest decisions of the CWL booking committee. Apparently, he said, to the delight of the crowd, as 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown was not decisively defeated by 'The Tower Of London' Danny Patterson, his rematch had been declared null and void. As he was not disqualified due to his own actions, and did not lose by his opponent's skill, he had one more shot at the CWL Red Rose Championship. This announcement received an ecstatic reaction from the crowd, but their cheers were cut short when Nova revealed a twist to the tale. His influence over the booking committee was not enough to squash this match, but it was enough to get a certain stipulation added to it. If 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown lost this match and did not regain the CWL Red Rose Championship, then not only would he have to take the loss but he would not be allowed to challenge for the Championship for the next six months. Nova promised the crowd that the era of Nova Corporation was not yet coming to an end. 'The Tower of London' Danny Patterson was the premier athlete in the sport of professional wrestling and nobody, not Robert Brown, The So-Called Phoenix or anybody else was going to take his title or break his undefeated streak.

Once again the tag team action opened this CWL show, as Eddie Robinson and Jared Johnson looked to continue their recent winning streak. Their opponents, The Beasts From The East, having suffered recent losses, both in title competition and singles action, were looking to regain some momentum and hopefully make another challenge for the CWL Tag Team Championships. Though The Beast From The East have been perennial title contenders they found themselves faced with an unexpectedly great challenge as Johnson and Robinson worked together with a smoothness and fluidity normally reserved for teams active for years rather than weeks. Jared Johnson in particular acquitted himself in great style as he managed to not only survive the hard hitting onslaught of Sumo Sam but to slow down and counter the veterans precise striking game with his own technical offence.
Though the match was closely fought and competitive it became obvious as time went on that the fire displayed by the newer team was easily a match for the experience and precision of The Beasts From The East. The match came to a close as Jared Johnson was able to lock The Banzai Kid in the Toronto Crossface with Robinson managing to hold Sumo Sam at bay just long enough for the Banzai kid to tap out.
Eddie Robinson and Jared Johnson defeated The Beasts From The East.


As he and Jared Johnson celebrated their victory, Eddie Robinson rolled out of the ring and grabbed a Microphone to address the crowd. He praised his tag team partner's fighting spirit, passion for the business and technical prowess. He said that although he had never been part of a long-term tag team in this man he had found somebody who he could not only trust but absolutely and unreservedly respect. With his veteran savvy and Johnson's youth and fire it would only be a matter of time before they not only challenged for the CWL Tag Team Titles but won them. He concluded by saying that win or lose it was an honour to team with his young friend and that for those that set store by such things the pair would now be competing as The Blood Brothers.

Fan favourites went head to head next as perennial underdog Dwayne Dark faced off against the unconventional stylings of 'Rolling' Johnny Stones. The pair exchanged a handshake as the bell rang, something which set the tone for the rest of the match. For once Stones showed some hint of caution, taking care to stay out of arms' reach of Dark wherever possible, while Dark himself was similarly careful not to underestimate the speed and power that his opponent displayed. Though previously such a contest might have seemed one-sided, the young boxer seemed at last to have found his feet in the CWL ring, and even surprised his opponent by countering his offence with amateur-style holds as well as with his powerful striking game. In the end, however, the match came down to one moment, as Rolling Johnny Stones was a fraction too slow on his feet, allowing Dark to connect with a Dream Left Hook and cover for the count of three. 
Dwayne Dark defeated Rolling Johnny Stones.

More tag team action followed in the CWL ring as the veterans of Nova Corporation faced the first ever CWL tag team champions, Harder Better Faster Stronger. Surprisingly, The Wigan Bulldogs were not accompanied to ringside by the rest of Nova Corporation. The veterans showed reluctance even to get into the ring, stalling until the referee threatened to throw the match out entirely and award victory to their opponents if they did not stand and compete. This reluctance continued throughout the match as despite Petey Barnes' and Menace's best attempts, The Bulldogs would not be pinned down, frequently going so far as to bail out of the ring entirely to catch their breath. The fan favourites grew increasingly frustrated by this behaviour, until eventually one retreat became one too many as Barnes launched himself at the cowering veterans in a suicide dive. This opened the floodgates and Menace joined him to turn the match into a brawl on the outside. Both sides only narrowly avoided being counted out, but the heat was on and Harder Better Faster Stronger were not about to let up any time soon. It seemed that youth and enthusiasm were to triumph once again over experience when it became clear what Nova Corporation's strategy truly was. With Menace in the ring, Pavel Vanszycha appeared out of the crowd and dragged Petey Barnes off the apron, staggering him with a volley of chops and punches before fleeing, with Barnes in hot pursuit, backstage. From that point it was a simple numbers game. Unable to tag out, Menace was beaten down, two on one, until finally Walter Morgan was able to put him away with the Wigan Wrench.
The Wigan Bulldogs defeated Harder Better Faster Stronger.

The sound of taiko drums heralded the arrival of the former CWL Red Rose Champion, 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown.  Rather than addressing the crowd however, Brown turned his attention to the backstage area. He said that though they had had their differences in the past he understood entirely why Joss Thompson, now known as The Phoenix, wished his revenge against 'The Tower of London' Danny Patterson. The most important thing to any wrestler is their career, he said. The fact that Patterson nearly robbed The Phoenix of his was inexcusable. However, he said, he had one request to make. The one thing that Jeff Nova and Danny Patterson had been chasing since the very start of CWL was the CWL Red Rose Championship. As someone who had previously held said Championship himself, he was sure that The Phoenix would understand how important this title was.  While revenge was all very well, one of the things that would hurt 'The Tower of London' the most was the loss of both his winning streak and his precious championship belt. That loss could not be achieved if The Phoenix handed him yet more victories by assaulting him in his title matches. Brown's request was simple; "Whatever it is you're planning to do, save it until after the match is over. As long as I can stand up and compete fairly, win or lose, in front of this crowd, it doesn't matter to me. That's all I want." The crowd's reaction was mixed as they awaited The Phoenix's reply. They did not have to wait long, as the masked Thompson also made his way to the ring. Brown and The Phoenix faced down for along moment before The Phoenix finally spoke. He and Brown had fought one another many times, he said. Their rivalry had made CWL into the success it is today and he knew just how hard Brown would fight when both his pride and the Red Rose Championship were on the line. If anyone else could beat 'The Tower of London', one on one, face to face, he knew that man was Robert Brown. As the crowd's reaction grew louder, The Phoenix made his final statement. For the respect that Brown had shown him, he would take this one match off. But once that match was done, Danny Patterson was his, and god help anyone who got between him and his revenge.

The fans erupted with joy as Kevin Jones made his way to the ring, hoping to settle once and for all his rivalry with Crusher Von Steinberg. The pair exchanged heated words and the first punch was thrown before the bell even rang. What followed was a furious back and forth brawl as Jones brought every bit of his power and fighting spirit to bear in an attempt to counter Von Steinberg's technical expertise. Von Steinberg seemed overwhelmed by Jones' attacks, barely lifting a finger to defend himself except for to counter against Jones more powerful moves. In the end, all he could do was delay the inevitable, as Jones, fired up by the cheers of the crowd and the encouragement of the skankilicious devoted Bambi, overwhelmed the German's defences and claimed the victory with a picture-perfect Powerbomb.
Kevin Jones defeated Crusher Von Steinberg.
[OOC: This is probably the most effort the CWL crowd has ever seen Kevin Jones make with a match, so the fact that Crusher was blatantly aiming to make him look as bad as possible was kind of a shame. He sabotaged all of Kev's big moves, refused to make any kind of effort himself, and when the match was over just got up and walked off like nothing had happened.]

The crowd was tense with anticipation for the third and potentially final championship match between 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown and 'The Tower of London' Danny Patterson. As the bell rang it became clear that Brown was adopting a different strategy, as rather than moving to engage the giant and attempting to use speed against him, Brown instead backed off, inviting the champion to take the initiative. Caution won out over aggression in the mind of 'The Tower of London' as the match began slowly, doubtless the challenger's attention all along. Brown had quick counters ready for the first few moves Patterson attempted, and each time, after landing his riposte, backed off and invited the champion to continue. It soon became clear, however, that this attempt to wear down the Red Rose Champion was not being as successful as might be hoped. Though Patterson seemed surprised by the blows that Robert Brown landed he was not stunned, staggered or even slowed down by their impact. It soon became clear that the matche's slow pace was only serving to prolong the inevitable. Patterson quickly got wise to Brown's strategy and began to pick up the pace significantly, using his new-found speed to chase down his challenger and to continue his punishing assault. Swiftly Brown's resilience was worn down as he found it more and more difficult to counter the champion's offence, fighting more to evade the worst of the damage than to inflict any of his own. The dismay of the crowd was palpable as with each passing minute it seemed less and less likely that their hero would mount a comeback. Then, with five minutes before the time limit, something unexpected happened. The action in the ring paused as The Phoenix made his way out to the ringside area. Patterson turned his attention away from his challenger to meet this new threat as the masked man reached into the crowd and grabbed an unoccupied chair. Jeff Nova was beside himself at ringside calling for the referee to disqualify Brown even before interference had begun. Rather than launching an attack, however, The Phoenix simply set up the chair at ringside and sat down to watch the match, politely motioning for the action to continue. The distraction almost proved fatal for the Red Rose Champion as before he could turn around Brown slammed into his knees from behind with a stinging chop block before locking in the Samurai Stretch. The crowd were on their feet, hoping to see the end of Patterson's winning streak, as well as the end of his first Championship reign. Joy soon turned to despair, though, as with a mighty heave Patterson not only broke the hold and almost threw Brown out of the ring entirely. As 'The British Samurai' regained his feet the champion was waiting for him. A giant chokeslam followed and both the pin and the end of Brown's Championship hopes were at that point merely academic.
'The Tower Of London' Danny Patterson defeated 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown for the CWL Red Rose Championship.

Before the final bell had even rung the Champion's attention had immediately refocussed on his enemy waiting at ringside. Jeff Nova joined his client in the ring, cane in hand, and issued dire threats as the Tower of London simply beckoned for the masked man to approach. The Phoenix, however, chose not to oblige. Instead, blithely ignoring his nemesis in the ring, he made his way around to the departing challenger, picking up a microphone as he went. To the delight of the crowd, The Phoenix shook Robert Brown's hand and congratulated him on a solid match and a near success. Turning back to the ring he at last addressed Patterson and Nova. "You know what?" he said. "I think I'll give you a pass for now. But this is your notice. Brown's had his turn and now it's mine. You can rest assured that the next time you face The Phoenix in this ring, nothing will be able to save you."

Results: The Eternity Tour (Blackpool Tower) 12th February

The Phoenix defeated KAZ before repeating his intention to have his revenge and destroy Danny Patterson once and for all.

Roy Edison defeated Dwayne Dark.

Eddie Robinson and Jared Johnson defeated The Foreign Legion (on loan from White Rose Grappling).

Crusher Von Steinberg defeated 'The Red Dragon' Ian Davies.

'The Krakau Crippler' Pavel Vanszycha defeated Sumo Sam.

Results: CWL At The Dome, Saturday February 5th

A fan-favourite kicked off the CWL show this month, as Kevin Jones, accompanied as always by his eye candy ringside manager Bambi, made his way to the ring to address the fans. After the eager crowd had finally calmed down enough for him to speak, Jones launched a blistering attack on Crusher Von Steinberg for his actions in front of the Dome crowd last month. The welsh warrior was quite rightly displeased by the stinging attack on his testicles launched by his opponent last month, and at several points was nearly overcome by his passionate rage at the sheer lack of sportsmanship of "that bald, worthless kraut!" With the vocal support of the crowd, he declared that he would be happy to face his opponent again at any time, just for a chance to win fairly and show the CWL who was truly the better man.
(OOC Note: For ' was overcome by passionate rage' read 'had to stop a sentence part-way through because he was about to say something utterly obscene and had just remembered he wasn't supposed to'. This write-up cannot truly convey just how terrible this promo was, from the incoherent mixed metaphors, thinly-veiled homophobic abuse, blatantly racist anti-German sentiment and random non-sequiteurs about Bambi's sexual proclivities. Seriously. And the fans went wild for it.)

Jones promptly went on to take out his displeasure on the ever-unfortunate KAZ, whose terrible win-loss record did not improve at this show. As a warning to Von Steinberg, Kevin Jones took every opportunity to display a wide and creative variety of low blows that knocked the Japanese rookie from his feet early on in the match and kept him from regaining any form of momentum throughout. To the vocal approval of the crowd, Jones was able to knock his opponent down with a simple poke to the chest, before pinning him for the victory.
Kevin Jones defeated KAZ.


Next up came the start of the eagerly-awaited chance for Harder Better Faster Stronger to earn their rematch against The Wigan Bulldogs, as Menace squared off against Walter Morgan in singles competition. Though Menace was backed up as always by his tag team partner, the champion had the greater advantage of numbers at ringside, accompanied as he was by the entirety of Nova Corporation. Interference seemed inevitable, and though Menace fought with all the power and intensity that the fans have come to expect, any advantage was quickly counteracted either by Morgan's own veteran trickery or by distractions from Nova and his allies. It seemed that the former tag team champions might fall at the first hurdle as the referee was unable to keep an eye on all potential sources of interference at once, but Barnes was able to turn the tables on his enemies; climbing to the top rope, he executed a Flying Splash onto Jeff Nova himself, and as the rest of Nova Corporation piled on to rescue their leader, Menace capitalised, turning Morgan head over heels with a vicious clothesline for the pinfall.
Menace defeated Walter Morgan.

Next up, tag team action graced the CWL ring as two impromptu teams faced off against one another. The backing of the crowd was solidly behind 'The British Samurai' Robert Brown and Dwayne Dark, but their opponents, 'The Krakau Crippler' Pavel Vanszycha and Roy Edison seemed entirely unfazed by their lack of support. All four men gave good account of themselves, as Dark and Edison proved that they had what it took to hang with two of the best in the company. The match seemed like it might come to an early end when Dark nearly took Vanszycha's head clean off with a giant haymaker that saw the Nova Corporation member staggered and reeling. Edison made the save, however, and in his turn floored Robert Brown with a roundhouse kick. The back-and-forth continued for some time, until finally Dark and Edison once again faced off in the ring. Edison seemed to have the upper hand when out of nowhere, ark connected with a Dream Left Hook which dropped the MMA specialist cold.
'The British Samurai' Robert Brown and Dwayne Dark defeated 'The Krakau Crippler' Pavel Vanszycha and Roy Edison.

The semi-main event of the show saw the second half of Harder Better Faster Stronger's challenge, as Petey Barnes met Leo 'The Lion' Price in singles competition. Nova Corporation were once again at ringside, although with Walter Morgan exhausted from his earlier match, Pavel Vanszycha similarly reeling and Jeff Nova suffering the effects of Barnes' attack earlier, the potential for interference was dramatically reduced. With this in mind, Leo Price defaulted to his standard strategy: when in doubt, cheat, run away and look for the cheapest victory possible. Barnes was not to be outdone, however, and kept the pressure up constantly with a barrage of kicks, high-speed strikes and innovative aerial offence. At one point the Red Rose Champion seemed set to interfere, but was prevented from doing so by Jeff Nova, who seemed increasingly nervous. Said nerves were not allayed when Price was laid low, allowing Barnes to score the victory with a Spiral Tap.
Petey Barnes defeated Leo 'The Lion' Price.

As the victorious members of Harder Better Faster Stronger hastily made their way backstage, the members of Nova Corporation made no move to follow. Instead, Jeff Nova grabbed a microphone and began a ranting diatribe against the masked man who had assaulted his client, 'The Tower Of London' Danny Patterson, at the last two CWL shows. Nova was wild with anger as he laid down a tirade of abuse against his enemy, calling him cowardly, dishonest and unsportsmanlike, entirely without any sense of irony. Nova also issued a dire warning to the backstage staff at CWL - he'd identified the production assistants who had accepted bribes to sabotage the lights and video screens, and anyone else who did any such thing would be reported to the CWL Booking Committee immediately. He called out the masked man, who apparently identifies himself as The Phoenix, to face him there and then, and to answer for his actions. "Oh, and in case you think that mask is fooling anyone, we all know it's you, Joss. Don't get any ideas." Sure enough, The Phoenix appeared at the entranceway. To Mister Nova's annoyance, he also had a microphone in hand. In a voice dripping with sarcasm he applauded Nova for discovering his 'secret identity'. If this is the extent of his powers of detection, then truly the world has a new supervillain to fear. However, it wasn't Jeff Nova he had returned to CWL to punish: it was the man with the belt. After Danny Patterson had beaten him down, slammed him through a table and left him mostly crippled, he'd had a lot of time to think about his priorities. He'd mused on the nature of life, on his relationships, on his past history, and had come to one conclusion: he didn't care about any of that. One thing had brought him back from his sick bed, one thing had given him the willpower to rehab his broken limbs and climb back into the ring: revenge. Revenge against Danny Patterson, and everyone who wanted to stand with him. Revenge kept him going, put fire in his veins and steel in his bones. Revenge made him invincible to harm. Revenge was the one thing he cared about, and any chance he got to take that revenge, he'd take it. Like, for instance, right the hell now.

So saying, The Phoenix dropped his microphone, rushed the ring and began attacking everyone in sight with a fire rarely seen even in the intense and violent environment of CWL. He'd chosen an ideal moment to attack, as the weakened Nova Corporation were easily knocked aside by a brutal flurry of blows, leaving The Phoenix face to face with his nemesis. Without further ado, the two began to brawl with ferocious intensity, first around the ring, then the ringside area, then finally into the crowd! Patterson tried to rely on his superior strength to give him the advantage, but against The Phoenix this strategy proved ineffective as the smaller man simply absorbed any punishment that was dealt to him, giving as good as he got. Eventually the champion simply hurled his opponent bodily into the rows of chairs in which people were still sitting - something that proved to be a very bad idea when Thompson grabbed one of said chairs and began using it as a weapon, punishing the back of the giant with repeated strikes. Patterson was staggered, dropping to one knee, before a mighty strike to the head knocked the champion to the floor! The Phoenix was not content to simply knock his opponent down, however, and continued to lay a vicious beatdown on the prone form of the Red Rose Champion as the crowd roared its approval. It was not to last, however, as before serious damage could be done the rest of Nova Corporation along with several other members of the CWL roster rushed to prevent an untimely end to The Tower Of London's career. The Phoenix beat a hasty retreat, allowing Danny Patterson to be helped back to his feet as the show came to an end.